What Am I Thinking!

Miss, your salad.

小姐，您的沙拉。

Mmm, looks good! I’m positively famished.

嗯，看起来不错！我饿坏了。

And for you, sir...

这是您的，先生...

Thank you.

谢谢。

Enjoy.

请慢用。

I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ” Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass. She’s so hot. Wait, I can’t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making me sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool. Okay, get it together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit! She’s going to think I’m a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork... eat your salad...

我真不敢相信她在跟我约会！我太幸运了！我肯定是世界上最幸运的家伙！我想大声尖叫，'我是世界上最幸运的哥们！' 哦，闭嘴！别那么傻。她太性感了。等等，我不能那么说。那是性别歧视。她太性感了，她让我变得性别歧视了。天哪！我真是个蠢货。好吧，冷静一下。呃，她在吃沙拉。哦对，我也有沙拉。哦，糟了！我用哪个叉子？该死！她会以为我是个白痴。这些叉子都是干嘛用的？她用的是哪个？好吧，冷静... 酷一点，酷一点。就拿个叉子... 吃你的沙拉...

Um... I...

呃... 我...

Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?

唔嗯？嗯嗯。抱歉，你刚才说什么？

You’re eating my salad.

你在吃我的沙拉。

Oh, yes... it’s delicious...

哦，是的... 很好吃...