Buying Underwear

This sucks; I hate buying lingerie. Okay, just find something and get out of here. Alright, these are fine. Oh, no, don’t come over here, don’t come over here.

真烦，我讨厌买内衣。行吧，随便找点东西赶紧走。好吧，这些还行。哦不，别过来，别过来。

You look a little lost, can I help you?

你看起来有点迷茫，需要帮忙吗？

Um, I’m just having a look around. It’s my girlfriend’s birthday tomorrow. Im trying to find her something.

呃，我只是随便看看。明天是我女朋友的生日，我想给她买点东西。

Well, you can’t give her granny panties. Have you thought about getting her some sleepwear? We’ve got these lovely, silky nighties. Or, how about a nice panty-and and-bra set. Look, here’s a nice satin push-up bra, and you can choose a few different styles of undies to go with it.

嗯，你不能送她老奶奶内裤。你有没有考虑过给她买睡衣？我们有这些可爱的丝质睡袍。或者，一套漂亮的内衣套装怎么样？看，这是件不错的缎面聚拢文胸，你可以选几种不同风格的内裤来搭配。

Sure that’s fine.

好吧，这样可以。

This is so awkward...what ones do I pick? What size is she?

这太尴尬了……我该选哪个？她穿什么尺码？

Well, do you want a thong, some bikini briefs, maybe this nice pair of lacy boy shorts?

嗯，你想要丁字裤、比基尼三角裤，还是这条漂亮的蕾丝平角短裤？

Just pick something and get the hell out of here.

随便挑一件然后赶紧滚。

Um, I’ll go with these two.

呃，我选这两件。

This is mortifying; I just want to get this over with. She better thank me for this... Here you are, sir. I’m sure she’ll enjoy them.

这太丢人了，我只想赶紧结束。她最好感谢我……给您，先生。我相信她会喜欢的。

Finally!

终于好了！

I’m sorry, sir. I’m going to have to take a look inside your bag.

抱歉，先生。我必须检查一下您的包。