The Argument

Wow, that terrible movie is finally over. Next time I’m picking the film, because I don’t want to end up seeing a chick flick.

哇，那部烂片总算结束了。下次我来选电影，我可不想再看这种爱情片了。

Well you should have picked, in the end you always complain about everything.

那你倒是选啊，到头来你什么都抱怨。

Not everything, just this film. Even the title is ridiculous; and it’s so long, those are the two and a half most wasted hours of my life, so much so that I’m thinking about asking them to give me my money back.

不是什么都抱怨，就这部片子。连名字都搞笑；还那么长，那是我生命中最浪费的两个半小时，我都在想要不要让他们退钱。

I’m thinking of taking you back home. I thought we could have a nice evening, but you’re always so negative.

我在想带你回家。本来以为能有个愉快的晚上，可你总是这么消极。

I’m only complaining about a movie that I could have rented or bought and then thrown in the garbage.

我就抱怨一部我本来可以租或者买然后直接扔掉的电影。

You see, that’s what I’m talking about, I can’t stand your sarcastic jokes anymore.

你看，我说什么来着，我再也受不了你的冷嘲热讽了。

Next time, go with your gay friend who is more in touch with his feelings.

下次跟你那个更懂感情的同性恋朋友去吧。

Well he’s more of a man than you are; at least he appreciates love stories.

他比你男人多了，至少他还懂得欣赏爱情故事。

Love stories? More like one-night-stands.

爱情故事？我看是一夜情还差不多。

Don’t criticize Mario, or else I’ll start on those fat, drunk friends of yours; they’re no saints.

别说马里奥了，不然我就要开始说你那帮又胖又醉的朋友了，他们也不是什么好人。

My friends? Fat? What about those whales you call friends?

我朋友？胖？那你那些鲸鱼朋友呢？

You’re unbearable; you can walk home, I’m leaving.

你真让人受不了，你自己走回家吧，我走了。

Bye!

再见！